One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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