what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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andrew wagner

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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