- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

did you stub your toe?

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

the holocaust

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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