Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

what goes woof ? A dog.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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