- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Julian Ha.

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