- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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