What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Women's rights

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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woman's rights

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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