There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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The Game.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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It says so on your cap.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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womans rights...

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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