Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

69- by Adam Chebali

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

im @ work, LOL.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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