- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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