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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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