If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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