- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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