- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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