Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Who invented apple? God

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Netflix and chill

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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