- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Abortion.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Gay republicans

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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