- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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