- Anti Joke

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Anti Joke

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