- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Obama.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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