- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Dyslexia ruels!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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