- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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