- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

ur gay

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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