Derp

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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scientology.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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