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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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