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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I'm gay.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Your mom is so nice.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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angelosnyder is not gay

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I'm gay.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Your mom is so nice.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Will nearis is here! Get it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...