- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

whats funnier than 24? 25

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Robert Mugabe.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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