- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

You have friends

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Your dads dead. lol

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

a pornstar comes early to a party

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