yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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