- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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