- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

cliché rebecca black joke.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

meh

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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