- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

whats black and strange a paki

I need to start studying.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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