- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

honest politician

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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