Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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boobs!

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Wolfjob.

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Donald Trump.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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