- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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