Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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