George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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are you gay does your mom know

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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