Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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