I need to start studying.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Trump will make America great again.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A black man has a job.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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