Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Terraria

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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