Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

save me from the nothing ive become

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

women's rights, lol

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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