Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why is pie good. because it just is.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A paralysed man falls over.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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