The Labour Party.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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