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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

You know what's natural? Bears.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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