Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Hi

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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