- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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