fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Vote this up

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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