1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Hello penis

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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