- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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