What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Basically

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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