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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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