What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Abortion.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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