A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Justin Bieber

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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