Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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