- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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