a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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charlie sheen

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Your gay

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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