What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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