Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Buzi vagy!

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Compton

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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