- Anti Joke

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt