- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

So I was walking down the road today

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Once upon a time

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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