- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

A guy was beet by his wife.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Of course, first door on your left

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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