Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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so how about that irline food

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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