Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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hi joshua

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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