- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

why are black people so fast? because there black

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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