If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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