Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Do you like fishsticks No

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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