Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Wolfjob.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Donald Trump.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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