- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

speech and debate.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

politically correct!

What? Why?

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

feminists.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*