Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Ben Corbishley

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

obama

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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