When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Bags of delicious poop.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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