- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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