- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Women

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A person from Singapore eats

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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