You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the fish say after he

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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