- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

i like it in the mouth

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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