Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Anti Joke

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