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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

It got hit by a rocket.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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