- Anti Joke

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced