A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Sex

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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