What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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where is the world?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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sharks

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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