what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's 9+10? 19

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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