- Anti Joke

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Anti Joke

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