Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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