France had one revolution

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Penis

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

j.p. is dumb

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Do the roar!

Soccer...

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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